Spiders like my room in the barn about as much as I do. One early spring morning, I woke up because my butt hurt. I lifted the covers to find a TICK (the first of the season!) biting my @ss! After pulling it off, I turned around to lie back down, and - Good morning! A spider was RIGHT next to my face.

Time to get up!

I've also had exceptionally large spiders (3 to 4 inches across) enjoy perching on my bed when I'm ready to sleep. This one was the most recent... he shared my pillow :)