Ingredients:
-Long sleeve shirt
-Long pants
-Footwear
-Headgear
-Another long sleeve shirt
-GLOVES
-Everbearing/Fall producing raspberry
Directions:
Brandish gloves, don headgear. Bravely enter raspberry patch. Duck to avoid sultry bowing canes of delicious fruit. Remove gloves once in secure position to enjoy sweet, sweet fruits of fall. Tell no one.
Put gloves back on. Back out slowly, holding headgear as furious raspberries try to rip it from your skull. Gently pull arms back, hearing thorns pull at threads Unsuccessfully.
Walk away with a smile and red-stained lips. Great success.
-Long sleeve shirt
-Long pants
-Footwear
-Headgear
-Another long sleeve shirt
-GLOVES
-Everbearing/Fall producing raspberry
Directions:
Brandish gloves, don headgear. Bravely enter raspberry patch. Duck to avoid sultry bowing canes of delicious fruit. Remove gloves once in secure position to enjoy sweet, sweet fruits of fall. Tell no one.
Put gloves back on. Back out slowly, holding headgear as furious raspberries try to rip it from your skull. Gently pull arms back, hearing thorns pull at threads Unsuccessfully.
Walk away with a smile and red-stained lips. Great success.
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